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Latvian giant sausage and other search terms

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I thought I would do one final search terms post before the year ends. These are mostly December searches with a few that I missed earlier in the year thrown in for good measure…

Thüringer Bratwurst

Will a giant German sausage do? (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Latvian giant sausage

Sorry, wrong blog. You’re looking for Linda…

Letsipthis has come up a few times

Let who sip what? (I would assume this to be a typo for Lemsip, but where in the world is the T close enough to the M to make that mistake possible?!)

Garden of remembrance fun facts

Do you know what a Garden of Remembrance is? It has to do with remembering the dead, usually people who have died fighting in wars.  It’s not exactly a place for fun facts, is it?

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hand blown capitals

Clap my… what?

German weirdness

Yep, there’s a lot of it about. I mean, these people think wearing scarves in bed can cure a cold ;-)

cooking christmas dinner wear your apron

Yes, Grandma…

water dripping down my neck

Umm… you have my sympathy. But what exactly  do you expect Google to do about it? Or my blog for that matter…

pig penis

Please get off my blog! Weirdo.

looking down on looking in thought

This would probably turn out to be very deep if I could only understand it…

Fish & Chips - Aberaeron stylee

See, not a baked bean in sight! (Photo credit: papalamour)

Fish and chips with baked beans

What? Why? That’s just wrong! You have fish and chips with mushy peas. Or gravy. Baked beans belong on toast…

christmas 1953 cookies

Sorry to disappoint you, but I can’t imagine 60 year old cookies will be very edible now…

“my mom was 38″ (with quotation marks)

Umm.. good for her?!

That’s all folks! Hopefully I’ll be able to entertain you with more weird search terms in 2014… if Google hasn’t blocked them completely by then.

~Please note that this is a scheduled post as I am currently away from the holidays. I will reply to any comments as soon as I can!~

Author: bevchen

No longer twenty-something, but still unmarried and unchildrened, English girl currently living in Germany. I work at a translation company and am slightly obsessed with books and travel. I also cross stitch.

13 thoughts on “Latvian giant sausage and other search terms

  1. You do know that you’re only going to get more searches for Latvian sausage now, don’t you? Or maybe that was your cunning plan all along, hmm? ;) Happy Christmas!

  2. Haha! I love the Latvian one. I’ve had some weird ones lately when I usually get nothing. Must be the time of year. ;-) Happy holidays!

  3. German weirdness – so much cuold be said ;)

  4. Haha! This was amusing enough to warrant clapping of my hand blown capitals

  5. Haha, this is awesome. And wearing a scarf in bed can definitely cure a cold. :))

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