I love the taste of washing up liquid in the morning

At 20 past 6 this morning I hit snooze on the alarm clock so I could have another 5 minutes in bed before going for my shower. The next thing I knew I was opening my eyes thinking “wow, it got light quick.” It was 20 past 7. And I have to leave the house between 7:35 and 7:40 to catch my tram on time. Obviously there was no time for a shower. I’m quite proud of how quick I managed to get ready though – I managed to get washed and dressed, eat a bowl of cereal, brush my teeth and get out of the house by 7:37am. Not bad.

Since I hadn’t managed had time for one in my mad rush to get ready, once I got to work I decided to make myself a nice cup of tea. Unfortunately the cup (which I got from the shelf, not the draining rack!) apparantly hadn’t been rinsed out properly. I took a massive gulp of the liquid inside and almost choked. Instead of nice soothing ceylon tea my mouth seemed to be full of hot washing liquid. Yuk!
It’s a good job my day got better after that or I’d be curled up on the floor howling my eyes out by now…


3 thoughts on “I love the taste of washing up liquid in the morning

  1. Did you get soap bubbles creeping out the side of your mouth?!

    I done something similar on holiday once. Rushing around trying to make the airport at about 7am after a night out (bad idea in hindsight). Anyway, I picked up a bottle of water as I was dying of thirst. I gulped it down, only to quickly realise that some bright spark (probably me) had filled the water bottle with gin. Not a very nice experience and my throat wasn’t very happy for about 2 days afterwards!

  2. That must have tasted so gross! I had a simalar morning today, I have to leave the house by 7:50 to get to work on time and I only woke up at 7:45. So it was cutting it short! I was late needless to say. 🙂

  3. Cynical Scribble – haha, no I didn’t. Might have been fun though if I had.
    Water bottles filled with gin is just wrong 😦 But then I hate gin…

    sleepyjane – it’s so annoying when that happens isn’t it? At least I wasn’t late!

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