Today’s blog post was supposed to be the next in my guess the cross stitch series, but as the picture I’m working on was in the suitcase, which was only delivered back to me at 2 o’clock this afternoon (causing me to leave work roughly 3 hours after arriving there and work from home the rest of the day!), there’s been a slight change of plan. It’s been a while since I last did a search terms post… mainly because it’s been a while since I’ve had any good ones, but I’ve had a look through my stats for the last month and managed to scrape a few vaguely amusing ones together. Enjoy…
Flying penguins Ireland

I’m going to assume you were at the Cliffs of Moher, in which case what you saw were puffins. Sorry to disappoint you. Puffins are pretty cool though!
What happens to St Michael’s in Schwäbisch Hall when there is rain?
Umm, I’d imagine it gets wet… like everything else. Unless it has a giant umbrella to cover it.
Dublin call girls
What kind of blog do you think this is?!
Confuzzledom procrastination
Do I know you?!
trag hourself caligraphy
I don’t even know what that means!
Foxes in Primark
Well, even foxes need cheap clothing once in a while…
Indian xxx girl washing in bathroom video
I can think of a few reasons that someone might want to see a video of a girl washing, and none of them are innocent. But my main question is… what on Earth is an xxx girl?!
Horse bum
Nope, sorry. How about a creepy horse head mask instead?

Big bum
Well, thanks a lot…
The cross stitch guessing game will resume soon, promise!
XD weird search terms are one of the best things about blogging.
I agree… search terms are so much fun! I do wonder what goes through people’s minds though…
hahaha, those are hilarious.
I love search terms 😀
xxx stands for cross stitch 😉
So somebody thinks my cross stitch is an Indian girl washing in the bathroom? 😉
People think all sorts of weird things….
My blog is mainly nude, nude, nude at the moment! Thinking of starting a whole new kind of blog as clearly this is what people are mainly interested in!!
I blame the heat… clearly it makes people wanto to shed their clothes 😉
Ha ha! Ever since I wrote the post “Naked Ladies And Bad Words, Just Another Day in Europe” you wouldn’t believe the google searches that I get on my blog.
I’ve had a few more dodgy sounding ones looking for Indian girls last night (including real Indian masala girls without bra)… and they’ve all come up since I posted a recipe for dairy-free mango lassi! Not seeing the connection…
ahahaha flying penguins. Search terms are SO odd sometimes. Esp the call girl thing haha
I know… I wonder what people are thinking when they search for these things then click on MY blog… what about it makes them think there’ll be any information on call girls?!
I love search terms!
They’re one of my favourite things about blogging 😀
Haha! These are great! Thanks for stopping by post of search terms!
stopping by *my* post of search terms – laughing too much so missed the word!
Glad you enjoyed it 😀