Between getting my wisdom teeth out and working long hours to get things done, I haven’t really been doing a lot lately, so I thought it was time for another search term round up. Here are some of my favourite searches that have found my little corner of the Internet over the last 30 days…
Signs you haven’t slept
I’d have thought the whole not actually going to sleep thing would be the biggest clue…
As we snogged I wet myself
What? Why does this find my blog? I promise I have never done this! (Although I did wet myself in the playground once in primary school…)

How to dress like a German woman
Step one is to purchase lots of scarves, and wear them all year round. For more, ask Kaitlin at The Diary of Sugar and Spice, she knows…
Where is confuzzledom?
Second star to the right and straight on til morning. No, wait. That’s Neverland…
Which has been around longest, Wotsits or Monster Munch?
I have no idea, but now I want a packet of Wotsits. Curse you, anonymous searcher!
Horse bum game
I don’t want to know…

Girl is a horse
Charlie… what have you done to my blog?
I want you tonight
Well you can’t have me!
sokak wc mature izle
What does that even mean?
Curried toad in the hole
Is that an actual thing? Because if not it NEEDS to become one!! Sounds awesome…
For more search term fun, check out these previous posts:
Curried toad in the hole? I’m not sure how curry with yorkshire pudding would mix…
Hahaha, some of these are amazing and you just made me realise that YES German women really DO wear a lot of scarves!
They really do! I once wrote a post on how to spot that you might be turning German and owning both indoor and outdoor scarves was top of the list!
Man, I love these! My best one yesterday was ‘the Latvians found me’ 🙂
Haha, BRILLIANT! I wonder what that’s all about?
God only knows. And today – ‘i fell in my own eyes means’ – any ideas?!
Very funny!!!
Love this!!! Today I got “Does baby spice have a foot fetish”…. LOL! Who wants to know these things?!?!
Baby spice? Someone is stuck in the 90s!
Totally! Took me a minute! I was like…What is a baby spice?!?!
Some good ones there!
You really get some of the strangest search terms out of anyone!
Well, I also have a LOT of boring ones…