I promised you a new game of “guess what I’m stitching”, so here’s round one. Those of you who have played before know what to do, for the rest of you it’s incredibly simple: I show you a photo of the progress I’ve made so far with a cross stitch picture and you tell me what it looks like/what you think it’s going to be. Your only clue is that it will eventually be turned into a Christmas card. Here’s your first image:
And now, in the words of the wonderful Roy Walker, just say what you see!
I’ll leave this up for a few days for you to guess on before I upload the next photo. Good luck!
Confuzzledom 
It’s one distressed crab approaching another crab that has been run over and flattened, with blood squirting out of it.
Sounds like a very gory Christmas 😀
I’m sure you’ve already got your needle and thread out to fix it 😉
I’m not sure there’s anything my needle and thread can do to save my poor innocent cross stitch from your goriness and Linda’s pure filth 😉
Probably not… but you’ll give it your all, I’ve no doubt whatsoever 🙂
A penis that somehow got trapped in an earring 😉
You’re supposed to be guessing the cross stitch, not telling us about your sex life 😉
I don’t wear earrings…
Who says it wasn’t his earring.?
Oh, good point 🙂 It was – I remember now 🙂
Roy Walker!! A reindeer???
Catchphrase just isn’t the same without him!
I also think a reindeer! Perhaps Rudolph 🙂
One of the wise men, running late, flagging a cab.
Either this is a modern rendering of the Christmas story or it’s a camel cab – which would fit with the colours. Ooh, intriguing 😉
#winning
A small child holding a Christmas stocking.
Just to cover all of my bases I’ll now list everything associated with Christmas. . . jk! I’m going to guess that it is going to be a child, holding a stocking, near a fireplace, which is also dangerously close to the Christmas tree.
Haha, excellent guess! Sounds like the ultimate Christmas scene 😀
I think Santa’s stuck in the chimney and an elf is pulling him out! I love this- like my cloud one but cooler!!!! Have you got any links to any last ones I can try and work out, it’s really nice to be able to guess for once instead of doing the asking!!!xx
I love this guess! Here’s round 1 from last year: https://confuzzledom.wordpress.com/2014/10/15/guess-the-christmas-cross-stitch/
And round 2: https://confuzzledom.wordpress.com/2014/10/20/guess-the-christmas-cross-stitch-round-2/
Santa de-icing the sleigh with a flamethrower!
Haha, excellent guess 😀
Smaug in flight! The red is FIRE!
😀
Homer Simpson holding a torch!
Is it a hamster wearing a Christmas hat?
It’s not, but now I wish it was!