– I’m exhausted
– I have a headache…
– … and period pains
– There’s a huge spot on my chin
– I finished my book on the way to work this morning and had nothing to read on the tram home
– I’ve been home exactly 10 minutes and now I have to go out again to do the shopping
– I haven’t done this week’s reading for the Text Linguistics module
– There’s an exercise that we’re supposed to do after the reading. Funnily enough I haven’t done that either.
– I haven’t had a proper holiday since July 2007 (a weekend trip to the UK complete with 9 hours in Dublin    airport does not count as a holiday)

Thank God it’s Friday.
I think I need a drink….