If someone were to describe an item to you using the words “coconut and vanilla” what would you think they were talking about?
My first thought would be milkshake. Shower gel might crop up at a push, because who wouldn’t want to go around smelling like an explosion in a sweet shop (Nothing against vanilla – I have vanilla perfume. Combining it with coconut is taking things a bit too far though).
One thing I would never have expected to be presented with is coconut and vanilla washing up liquid. And yet we have a bottle in my kitchen.
Am I the only one who’s disturbed by this?