I haven’t written one of these posts in a while and I’m not feeling particularly inspired lately, so here you go.
Dear neighbour. I have no idea who you are, but I would be very grateful if you could not steal my washing appointments in future. I wrote my name on the reservation list… you did not. Yet it’s my laundry that remains unwashed. Not cool!
Dear organic waste bin. Why can’t you sort yourself out? You’re so smelly and horrible and I just don’t wanna!
Dear sleep. I don’t know what you’ve had against me this week, but I would really appreciate if you could not wait until I’ve been in bed for two hours before showing up in future.
Dear magpies. If you’re going to insist on hanging out beside our building could you please refrain from doing so singly? I really don’t want any sorrow thanks very much!

Dear work. Thank you for letting me translate a fun text this week. Wine is so much nicer than technical manuals or lists of dental equipment!
Dear self. Remember, patience is a virtue. And don’t forget to enjoy life while you’re waiting.
Dear boyfriend. Whichever way the decision you are awaiting goes I am proud of you. ❤
Dear real-life friends (some of whom may even see this). Sorry I am so useless at keeping in touch. I need at least another 8 hours in my days!
That’s all for today folks. Have a happy weekend!
If someone stole my washing slot, I’d turn the washing machine off, throw the wet clothes on the floor and put mine in. Just saying…
LOL, maybe I’m too nice. Or afraid of breaking the washing machine…
I’d be tempted to too!
I’ve been missing your Friday letters! I agree with Charlotte – remove the other person’s clothes and put yours in. Hooray for text about wine – that must be so much more interesting than technical manuals and dental equipment!
Aww, thanks.
If the machine had been finished I would have taken theirs out, but it had 40 minutes left to go and I’m afraid to stop the machine part way through in case it leaks.
How frustrating for you. 😦
Why not wait and HIDE their washing!!!!!???? That’ll teach them to do that.
Ooh, that was appropriate re the Patience thing? It’s all very well for me to say that- i am super impatient at times!
I HATE emptying the compost too- it is super minging!!! SUCH a nasty smell and something ALWAYS touches my hand and makes it reek!!!x